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Topic: Symptoms of Testicular Cancer

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tom Green,  Their father
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Pokemon cards
Personality:Insane
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Interest(s):Small talk,  Psychology
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Taking Viagra,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being normal,  Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Some patients with testicular cancer have no symptoms at all, especially in the early stage.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The above is a summary of symptoms and signs of testicular cancer.
 
 
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