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Topic: Election Candidate

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Most admires:

Al Gore, George W Bush, Hillary Clinton

Politics:

Republican, Democrat, Socialist

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, CEO, Astronaut

Education:

Post-graduate, College

Favorite great leader(s):

Margaret Thatcher

Favorite great thinker(s):

Alfred Nobel

Interest(s):

Politics

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Candidates shall attend the AGM and be proposed by their nominator and be prepared to answer questions from the floor of the house prior to elections.
Candidates for all offices must have been a member for at least two semesters immediately preceding the election unless otherwise approved by the Executive Board.
The elections committee is please to announce the 2003 Executive Board Candidates!

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Restrictions were placed on parties and candidates to use communal issues in the elections and incitement of communal feelings and violence were declared punishable offenses.
Elections are coming up and our streets and neighborhoods have been bombarded by placards, banners, and billboards promoting the various candidates for the numerous offices up for grabs.
Candidates for the upcoming city wide elections in April have turned in their petitions.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Successful primary candidates are required to amend their personal financial disclosure statement no later than the Monday prior to the general election to reflect any changes to their financial interest statements.
The Election Committee is responsible for submitting a ballot to the general membership with sufficient qualified candidates for Director for a Board with eleven members.
Candidates should check with their county election commissions for filing deadlines and procedures.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Election of delegates shall be by a plurality of the vote where election of delegates within each organizational area shall be determined by ranking the candidates by the number of votes received and choosing a sufficient number of the highest vote getters to equal the number of vacancies in the organizational area.
Candidates winning on these reasonable campaign budgets testify to the importance of direct voter contact in Cincinnati elections and participation in candidate forums for communicating substantive messages to the electorate.
Elections Directors shall be elected from the candidates nominated by the Nominating Committee by a mail ballot with a majority of the votes cast from eligible Members.

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