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Topic: Candles Fund Raiser

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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Pennsbury Candle Company is growing and has become known at Philadelphia area craft shows and with school and organizational fund-raisers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The new Wholesale portion (Tax ID required) of our web site is designed just for shops and fund raisers interested in buying Lovebug Candles at wholesale prices.
FUND RAISERS - Must be a legitimate organization CANDLE CLUB - Earn credits for people you refer to web site or shop.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Candles make the perfect Fund Raiser; they are a wonderful change from candy bars, magazines or wrapping paper.

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