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Topic: Old Town Canoe

Related:
  Town    Old  
  Canoe    Old Town Alexandria  
  Old Town San Diego    Old Town Pasadena  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Yacht,  Caravan,  SUV
Most admires:Rob Roy
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Favorite author(s):Winslow Homer
Favorite explorer(s):Hernan Cortes,  James Cook
Interest(s):Boating,  Camping
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing,  Sailing,  Dragon Boat Racing
Likes to wear:Ski gear
Favorite drink(s):Coke
Favorite time of year:Easter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Our Old Town Canoes and Keowee Kayaks are easy, stable, maneuverable boats ideal for recreational Vermont canoe touring.
From Old Town's classic wood canoes to the new Loon kayaks.
Old Town has also traditionally held a close relationship to the Penobscot River - whether for log driving, powering sawmills, transportation, hydropower, or as a medium to float canoes.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Featuring Old Town Royalex canoes and a large fleet of Kevlar canoes by Mad River, Blue Water and Old Town.
Repairs made to canoes or boats returned to Old Town are also noted on the build record.
We also carry Old Town canoes and kayaks to enhance your river outings.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Old Town canoes, life jackets, paddles, all camping equipment included except your personal gear.
Old Town fiberglass canoes, by the hour or half day.
 
 
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