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Topic: Canon

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  Canon Law    Canon Digital  
  Canon EOS    Canon printer  
  Ink for Canon    Canon Rc 250 digital camera  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Steve Jobs,  Johannes Gutenberg
Favorite possession(s):Digital camera,  Camcorder,  DVD player
Good point(s):Saintly
Personality:Devout
Religion(s):Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Eastern Orthodox,  Christian - Protestant
Dream job(s):Priest
Favorite body part(s):Eyes
Favorite religious figure(s):Martin Luther
Favorite composer(s):Johann Sebastian Bach
Interest(s):Photography
Listens to:Classical
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Canons compiled in Mahayana countries contain much of the material of the Pali canon, but they also include Mahayana sutras and other texts not found in the Pali canon.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

This is another blatant violation of the canons of safe and responsible firearm handling; the breech is always left open, especially around other people, unless the firearm is in use.
The wing guns are 20 mm Canons that are very similar in construction to the Browning 50 caliber machine gun.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Canon's MS-500 is a compact, cutting-edge solution that integrates microfilm images with the demands of today's document-management systems.
Canon's line of visual communication products continue to offer advanced communications solutions to business, government and education.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Nobody has any justification in the canons of science for criticizing his science on the basis of references to his philosophical or religious commitment, and this includes believe in either creation or evolution.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

With Canon's new LASER CLASS 2060P, advanced Super G3 fax technology and quality laser printing is affordable for virtually any size business or workgroup.
The PowerShot Pro90 IS is equipped with Canon's own Remote Capture software that enables the camera to be controlled by a Power Mac or Windows PC with USB.
With Canon's Multifunctional LASER CLASS 2060P, advanced Super G3 fax technology and quality laser printing is affordable for virtually any size business or workgroup.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The historic practice of the ancient Christian Church since her founding on Pentecost and according to the Canons of the Orthodox Church dictate that only Eastern Orthodox Christians in good standing may receive the Sacrament in Orthodox Churches.
The Rector shall perform such duties and shall have such powers as may be prescribed by the Canons of the Episcopal Church and of the Diocese of Maryland and as may not be inconsistent with law.
We are not in communion with some Orthodox Churches because of their refusal to follow the sacred canons of the seven ecumenical councils and also for their misunderstanding of how the canons should be applied and what they mean.
 
 
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papsmear
2004-11-08 22:47:38
where do can i find a replacement power adapter for the BJC 250 priner
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