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Topic: Jose Canseco

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Most admires:Mark Twain
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards,  Care bears,  Ikea bedroom
Favorite TV show(s):Pokemon,  The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Trading cards,  Studying
Favorite food(s):Ice cream,  Cookies,  Cheesecakes
Favorite sport(s):Hockey,  Baseball
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mickey Mantle (baseball),  Hank Aaron (baseball),  Ted Williams (baseball)
Listens to:N Sync
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

There also was a script, Vitti said, that called for Jose Canseco to have marital problems.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Neither Vaughn nor Jose Canseco had a hit for the Sox in the '95 ALDS.
John Fielding,
CEO

Before the Caminiti flap had time to grow stale, Jose Canseco, another high-profile ex-ballplayer, upped the ante, declaring that a whopping 85 percent of current major league players were "juicing.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Athletics' Jose Canseco hit a solo homer off of Bruce Hurst in the fourth to post a 1-0 lead.
Krabappel's scene was cut, but the credit remains) Special Guest Voices Wade Boggs, Jose Canseco, Roger Clemens Ken Griffey, Jr.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

For Fehr, the claims of steroid abuse by Jose Canseco and Ken Caminiti could not have come at a worse time.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

October 9, 1988: Jose Canseco hit his third homer of the ALCS in the first inning and the Athletics never lost the lead.
Jose Canseco was an improvement on Joe Carter but was only the team's 5th-best hitter.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

) Jose Canseco is still rescuing household appliances from the burning house.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Smithers: [whispers in Jose Canseco's ear] Jose: I get $50,000 to play one game?
We traded and traded and traded cards until I had all the Jose Cansecos and Darryl Strawberrys and they had all the obscure, third-string no-name outfielders and relief pitchers.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Jose and Ozzie Canseco plead guilty to charges they beat up two men in a Miami Nightclub in October 2001.
 
 
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