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Topic: Car Crash

Related:
  Crash    Car  
  New Car    Car Rental  
  Car and Driver    Race Car  
  Car Driving    S Car  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle,  SUV
Most admires:Princess Diana
Personality:Sporty
Bad point(s):Vicious
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver,  Lawyer
Favorite actor(s):James Dean
Favorite royal(s):Princess Diana
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Cycling,  Roller blading
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

After trapping most of the lead cars a lap down Michael was unfortunately wrecked out of the lead in a spectacular crash at the end of the back straight.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Noble is able to work with auto manufacturers to decrease the cost of the cars through laser welding techniques at the same time increasing the safety of the car by helping design crash zones.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It can affect neurotransmission such that we crash our cars, or slow neuron migration such that embryo brains don't get all the circuits they need.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Crash test data, safety ratings for 2003 model cars, and research reports and fatality statistics from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety and Highway Loss Data Institute.
John Fielding,
CEO

Thus, notwithstanding the greater fatality risk when the two small cars crash into each other, the total number of fatalities per registered car in such crashes is actually estimated to be less because the reduced crash rate more than offsets the increased fatality risk in the crash.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The second race featured a lot of banging and at Lap 19 Wes Banks and Greg Williams brought out the yellow with a crash on the main straight that ended both cars nights.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Extending the analysis to trucks shows that drivers in small cars are about 50 times as likely to die as drivers in large trucks when these vehicles crash into each other.
NHTSA believes that rollover protection requirements are especially important for light trucks in view of traffic crash data which show that the light truck fatality rate per registered vehicle in rollovers is approximately twice that for passenger cars.
This crash is equivalent to two identical cars crashing head-on into each other at 30 mph, as is apparent when one considers that if the barrier were an unbreakable mirror, an observer could not distinguish between the two situations (except for the steering wheel being on the passenger side); this is further equivalent to one car travelling at 60 mph crashing into an identical stationery car.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Lower crash-involvement rates for newer, post-regulation, cars provides a more plausible explanation for their substantially lower involvement rates in pedestrian, pedalcycle and motorcycle fatality crashes than do federal regulations aimed mainly at protecting car occupants.
Among them were federal government statistics from 20 years of real-world highway experience showing the Malibu to be among the safest cars of its time, with an unusually low crash fatality rate.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The following day, we decided that cars were good and hired one of those Suzuki jeeps that you really really don't want to crash in and checked out the South coast.
 
 
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