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Topic: Enterprise Car Sales

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment, Credit card, Caravan

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Car and Driver magazine, PC World

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Banker, Truck driver

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate, Boating

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Enterprise Leasing, which handles car sales, fleet services and car rental, employs about 900 workers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Missouri Central has teamed up with Enterprise Car sales to offer our members pre-owned vehicles at a fair price with no-hassle shopping.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Enterprise Car Sales will give you a voucher worth $250 if you purchase a vehicle from them at their special sale on April 27, 2002.
Together, Enterprise Car Sales and Electrus Federal Credit Union offer the perfect used car package!
Enterprise Car Sales - You don't need to wait for a special car sale to get a great deal on a used car!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Enterprise Used Car Sales gives Money One members the opportunity to buy quality used cars at "no haggle" prices.
Enterprise Car Sales - Enterprise Car Sales offers a haggle-free way to buy a used car.
Enterprise Car Sales -- call them for information on used cars, blue book quotes, vehicle comparisons, or drop by and test drive a car.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Enterprise car sales is located at 1140 Winchester Rd, Lexington, KY.

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