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Topic: CAR FACTS

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Henry Ford

Favorite possession(s):

SUV, Caravan, Motorcycle

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Sporty

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Truck driver

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Cycling

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

They are in fact cars owned by Renault and have been used as management cars or press demonstration vehicles by Renault UK, or they are cars that have been used on short-term contracts with some of the country's leading rental companies.
It is a fact that during recent years the number of cars using Britain`s roads has increased to over 22 million, not including lorries, coaches etc.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Cars are normalaly collected from the Airport, however given enough notice we can arrange for the vehicle to be delivered to your accommodation, in fact most things are possible so please ask one of our sales consultants if your requirements are specific.
Their processes are complicated by the fact that unlike cars or aircraft, owners of ships like to stamp their individual requirements upon them and series production techniques are often limited.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

There are some silly niggles, like the fact you can't see the head lights of cars approaching from behind in the rear surfaces in the car when viewed from outside and the moddelling of the cars did vary a little in quality.
When these cars were initially built, very little concern was given to the fact that some 30 years later, enthusiasts would be cherishing these cars nor that they would sell for 2 to 3 times the original cost or more.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

In fact the American driver Jay Chamberlain was so intent in following the fleet of little cars that he forgot his vehicle was a conventional Ford saloon and made a most interesting exit from Indianapolis corner.
This is due to the fact that in front wheel drive cars most of the car's weight is distributed in the front part of the car.
In fact, it was parked along a stretch where there are no cars parked and where pedestrians generally do not walk.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This was considerably less than the amount expected, due to the fact that outside funding to CARS in 1994 was inadvertently omitted from calculations made by the University Research Committee.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

In fact Tarr Chevrolet holds the Chevrolet and General Motors sales record by delivering 40 new cars at retail to the same individual.
In fact, some major auto makers are now advising customers against cleaning their new cars in an automatic carwash.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: 2004-11-30 20:14:48	are american cars cheaper then forgin cars
From: ginger akery 2004-12-12 23:57:08	The car I own has a previous salvage title and recently I was sent a recall on the switch, would it be still be covered under the recall?
From: Ginger Akery 2004-12-13 00:03:55	I have a 98 Chevy Cavalier(with a previous salvage title) and I received a recall on the switch. Could I be eligible for the servicing?
From: megan 2005-01-26 22:23:38	How much does it cost to add a sunroof to your car
From: sabrina 2005-02-09 11:40:58	I have a '97 Hyundai Tiberon and the "check engine light" is on. I checked everything--i even changed the computer--and the light is still on! No one knows what's wrong with it. Do you have any ideas?
From: CAR HISTORY VIN#KMHCG45CX1U216799 2005-03-05 21:20:17
From: CINDY 2005-03-05 21:22:24	CAN YOU GIVE ME THE CAR HISTORY FOR VIN#KMHCG45CX1U216799
From: Bill Flynn 2005-04-25 22:16:33	Looking for a donor car for a 28 Buick. Needs to have 57 to 58 inch tread, v8 with auto, rear wheel drive. Can you provide a list of cars or pickups that might work? Thanks
From: KATRINA 2005-06-27 16:42:48	hEY BRAIN.....WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ANSWER FOR CAR VALUES FOR: 1996 lUMINA WITH 26,OOO PERFECT CONDITION? AND 1996 lEXUS ES300 126,000 AVERAGE COND. AND LET ME ADD ONE MORE: 1999 LEXUS RX 300 WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE AND 82,OOO? tHANKS!! APPRECIATE YHELP!!! sEND REPLY TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS: katMSWLSW@webtv.net
From: Teresa 2005-11-02 08:14:40	If my engine check light on my 02 Tiberon comes on, do I need to get it to the shop immediately? How serious could it be?

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