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Topic: Lotus Cars

Related:
  Lotus    Car  
  New Car    Car Rental  
  Car and Driver    Race Car  
  Car Driving    S Car  
  Car of the Year    Car Club  
  Car Make    Used Car  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Religion(s):Buddhist
Favorite food(s):Chinese
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
The Karma Sutra
Favorite religious figure(s):Siddhartha Gautama
Likes to wear:Mooks
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Dragon Boat Racing
Favorite movie(s):James Bond
Starsign:Pisces
Listens to:REM,  Santana
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being reincarnated as a termite,  Being a James Bond girl
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Xicat: Lotus designers created three concept cars especially for the game.
John Fielding,
CEO

This site is in NO way affiliated or endorsed by Lotus Cars or its subsidiaries.
Lotus this year had brought five brand new cars to the race -- a remarkable achievement for a small firm.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The car was thought to be performing poorly, there was even talk of a deflating tyre but who could tell from the shattered remains of the Lotus 48?
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Lotus is renowned for re-writing the rule book, creating highly acclaimed lightweight sports cars bred with unique racing characteristics.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Lotus Challenge gives the player a rare chance to drive cars which normally would never be seen in other racing games.
The Lotus turns out to be very quick but is probably the most difficult car to drive in GPL.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

There were enormous crowds to watch the cars taking off down the starting ramp, and I gently eased the Lotus down to avoid bottoming.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

He is no more keen to have anyone hurt in one of his racing cars than I am to hurt myself in a Lotus.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The car was bought from a fellow Lotus nut who was selling his cache of Lotus stuff.
Lotus Cars used CamVista's ORCA Marketing to promote their new Lotus Elise at the Birmingham Car Show.
How are new cars acquired in Lotus?
 
 
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