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Topic: Low Carb

Related:
  Low    Carb  
  Low Cost    Low Carb Diet  
  Low Price    Low Income  
  Low Rates    Low Fat  
  Low Profile    Low Down  
  Low Carb Recipes    Low Income Housing  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm)
Appearance:Muscular
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Bacon and eggs
Favorite book(s):"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Lemonade,  Orange Juice
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Other low carb diets such as the Ketogenic Diet by Lyle McDonald is also another variation of restricting carb intake to manipulate the body into burning fat calories for weight loss.
Many low carb dieters sincerely think that they reduce carbohydrate to the amounts required by one low carb diet or another, but my calculations always show that in fact they eat more carbohydrates.
Low-carb, high-protein and low-fat dieters can use MAD to count their carb, protein and fat grams.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Despite its low levels of carbs, Pure Protein Bars offer great taste in 5 different flavors to satisfy even the most selective tastes.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

As far as low carbs causing erectile dysfunction, it's just not so.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

I rebuilt carbs on both my low mileage bikes, only to find the fuel hoses were clogged again too.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These carbs also offer better mid-range and excellent low speed operation.
 
 
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