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Topic: Carbohydrate Diet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Bacon and eggs

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Drinking, Belching

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Agricultural Research Service scientists have found that people whose diets are highest in carbohydrates actually eat fewer calories per day and are less likely to be obese than people who eat diets with higher levels of fat and protein.
Although carbohydrates are not the only kind of food that people crave, nor is insulin the only cause of such a craving, carbohydrates have worked their wayinto the American diet from pastas to breads to crackers and other starch-laden snack foods.
Even a low fat diet can lead to weight problems because much of our body fat comes from an excess of carbohydrates and proteins being converted into stored body fats.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Finally , diets rich in fibre and complex carbohydrates have been shown to improve insulin sensitivity, with an associated reduction in circulating oestrogen levels.
Diet should exclude all simple carbohydrates and should emphasize a low carbohydrate diet to discourage overgrowth of the yeast organisms.
A complete lack of carbohydrates in the diet would lead to a breakdown in the composition of the intestinal flora and disrupt vitamin synthesis.

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