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Topic: Southern Illinois University Carbondale

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Helen Keller

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Education:

Post-graduate, College, Junior High School

Favorite era(s):

Prehistoric times

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Favorite great thinker(s):

Charles Darwin

Interest(s):

Business, Biology, English

Favorite computer game(s):

Civilization

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Going back to school

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Southern Illinois University Museum at Carbondale has been serving the campus, the community, and region since 1874.
Southern Illinois University- Carbondale is located in Jackson County , IL, and has an enrollment of about 22,000.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

I am a graduate of Southern Illinois University in Carbondale with a BS in Civil Engineering.
Southern Illinois University, Carbondale “Case management practice is here to stay.
The Competition is held each fall at Southern Illinois University School of Law in Carbondale, Illinois.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Carbondale, Illinois It is the goal of the Southern Illinois University Law Journal to produce scholarly publications of the highest quality attainable.
I graduated from Southern Illinois University Carbondale in May 2001 with a B.

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