Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 30 Aug: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Christmas cards

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Care bears, Barbie Doll

Most admires:

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Kissing, Stamp collecting

Favorite food(s):

Cookies, Candy

Likes to wear:

Traditional tribal dress

Starsign:

Scorpio

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Favorite time of year:

Christmas, Halloween, Easter

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Christmas Card From Belize Thoughts on the nativity from the jungles of Belize.

John Fielding,
CEO

Christmas card sales help children Children in the five residential treatment centers and 270 foster homes operated by LSS participated in the annual Christmas card design project.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Cards were shuffled and dealt first thing in the morning, while the rum and Christmas wines flowed.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Musical Christmas Cards is not just another book of Christmas songs for the piano.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Christmas Card server will mail you a letter to let you know that you have a card.
Christmas is here and no paper-based express courier service will deliver you Christmas cards in time.
Christmas card sales continue to provide vital income to support our services.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Recycling Christmas Cards Old Christmas cards are a great source for recycled Christmas crafts.
Recycle old Christmas cards by cutting them up and using them as gift tags.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Christmas cards R-M5631B Cards packaged in boxed units of 25.
Christmas card Cards packaged in boxed units of 25.
Christmas cards Cards packaged in boxed units of 25.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'card christma' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Now you know all about Christmas cards, you gonna keep it to yourself?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.