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Topic: Credit accounts from Visa cards to department store

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  Store    Credit  
  Card  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Gun
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Banker,  Truck driver,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage,  Taking drugs
Favorite great thinker(s):Alfred Nobel
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Roller blading
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Bankruptcy,  Being normal
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Statistically, shopping on-line is safer than using your credit card at a restaurant or department store, something you probably do all the time.
Statistically, it's much safer to use your credit card on the Web than to use it in a restaurant or department store.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We utilize state of the art secure ordering servers so your credit card or checking info will be even safer than if you were using them at a department store.
Sending your credit card information to our secure server is actually safer than using it at a department or convenience store.
It is statistically safer to use your credit card on a secure server on the internet than it is in a restaurant or department store.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Credit cards are generally accepted only at larger department stores and hotels, as well as shops that handle a lot of tourists.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

It is safer using your credit card over our secure server than it is when using your card in a restaurant or department store.
This safeguard has helped to make shopping on the Internet significantly safer than using your credit card at a restaurant or department store.
Shopping online with S & S sales is statistically safer than using your credit card at a restaurant or department store.
 
 
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