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Topic: Rate the lowest in the Platinum credit card

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Rob Roy

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, House

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer, Getting off welfare

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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