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Topic: MBNA credit card

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Lawyer

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate, Business, Community Theatre

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption, Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

The credit-card firm MBNA of Wilmington Delaware is being sued by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for allegedly allowing a 2-year pattern of sexual harassment of a woman by her male co-worker.
The MDA/ MBNA credit card program offers a dues payment program available to recent graduates who graduated from dental school or graduate training within the last five years.
An important factor in the growing margin between rate cuts and credit card rates involves increased use of fixed interest rates among major issuers such as MBNA and Providian, McKinley said.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The largest independent credit card lender in the world, MBNA also provides retail deposit, consumer loan and insurance products.
MBNA: MBNA America offers several programs designed specifically for MDA member dentists, including credit cards, loan consolidation and home equity lines of credit.
Credit card loan sharking is a billion-dollar business for VISA, Chase, MBNA and the rest of the financial industry.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

MBNA may replace your existing credit card with one of its own branded cards immediately or upon renewal of your existing account.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: tonie day 2005-06-29 12:58:39
From: marykutty a kollamparambil 2005-08-05 19:26:38	Hi I have a friend who has a master card from you & on the top of the card it is written "Commission on Graduates of Foreign Nursing schools". I also do have a CGFNS certificate . Is it possible for me to get a credit card like that? Kindly give me a reply. Thank you Mary

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