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Topic: Credit Card Payment

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Ruud Lubbers

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Abflexer(tm)

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Personality:

Nostalgic

Politics:

Democrat

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Funeral director

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Economics

Listens to:

Tool

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Credit card payments will be surcharged by 10% The table below informs you of the minimum duration of a meeting, which will depend on the distance travelled.
Credit card payments are accepted only for registrations made from overseas.
Credit card payments charged in INR are based upon the prevailing rates in India.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Credit card payments are processed by Worldpay PLC via a secure server (SSL) using the latest technology.
Payments are by highly encrypted secure credit card transactions.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Credit Card or Debit Payments Use PayPal if you would like to pay by Credit Card or Debit card after your order has been confirmed and the total amount due provided to you.
Credit Card payments accepted through PayPal - Confirmed shipping address required for PayPal payments.
Credit card payments are done using PayPal; checks or money orders should be sent to the address below.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Credit card payments are currently being handled using a Secure Sockets Layer solution from National Computer Systems.
Accepts credit card payments for a range of products including online auctions.
Credit card payments are handled by our authorized online retailer CCNow.

User Talk

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Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'card credit payment' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

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