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Topic: Free Internet Greeting Cards

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Apple Computer, Windows computer

Personality:

Loving

Dream job(s):

Banker, Webmaster

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Kissing

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards, Finding ringtones for their phone, eBay Auctions

Favorite time of year:

Halloween, Christmas

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Library provides free public Internet access to patrons with valid Library cards at most of its branch locations.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All that is needed to send and receive a greeting card at Free Web Cards is connection to the internet and an e-mail address for both you and the sender.
If you do online banking or buy off the Internet with credit cards then you should have the latest encryption update which can be downloaded free from the Internet.
Credit card and check sales over the internet and through our toll free service.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These cards are aimed primarily at PC users, but 3dfx has recently released a beta version of a Mac driver that can be downloaded free of charge from the Internet.
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Get your free email address which you can put on your business cards and access from any internet enabled computer.

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