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In the News - 8 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: FREE matching thank you cards

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Ikea bedroom

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Shopping, Kissing

Interest(s):

Aviation, Photography

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress, Maternity clothing, Leash

Favorite movie(s):

An Affair to Remember

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards

Favorite time of year:

Halloween, Christmas

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

These cards are provided free under the Operation Uplink, thanks to the VFW.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Thanks to a particularly useful frequent flyer card I was able to get into the business lounge for some free food and drink before boarding.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Thank You notes are appreciated, and a six-pack of assorted cards/envelopes are yours free for the asking, when you place your first order (initiated on-line) with us.
Just to say thanks I will send you my fighter trading card for free.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Our Thank You Cards are handmade by our hands here in the USA and are printed on acid free recycled paper.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Electronic Greeting Cards - Send a free electronic card of thanks, or as a customer reminder.

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