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Topic: Priceless for Hasek in a new Master Card

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Most admires:

The Wiggles

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Favorite possession(s):

Couch

People talk about their ..:

Weirdness

Personality:

Wacky

Favorite TV show(s):

Survivor, Just Shoot Me

Favorite era(s):

1900s

Favorite activity(s):

Telling jokes, Stamp collecting

Likes to wear:

Long dresses

Favorite movie(s):

Toy Story, Happy Gilmore, Run Lola Run

Listens to:

Barenaked Ladies

Favorite destination(s):

New York, Japan

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Favorite quote(s):

"I'd rather have thirty minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special"
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Hasek Wins All-Star Skills Competition; Goes Commercial Having a Slinky for a spine is priceless for Hasek in a new Master Card commercial, whereas winning the All-Star skills competition for the World team was merely special.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Subway Wacky Wednesday/Master Card 'Priceless' Equipment Drive.

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