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Topic: Satellite Test Card

Related:
  Test    Satellite  
  Card    Video Card 48 0 1 tests  
  Satellite TV no card    DSS test cards  
  HU satellite test cards    Card programming satellite  
  Card dish network test  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Lawnmower,  Caravan
Most admires:David Beckham,  The Dalai Lama
Favorite website(s):BBC
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Remote Control
Religion(s):Taoist
Favorite artist(s):Sandro Botticelli
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV
Favorite board game(s):Mahjong
Favorite book(s):"Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung" by Mao Tse-tung
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt,  Fish and chips,  Meat and potatoes
Favorite great leader(s):Mao Zedong
Likes to wear:Skater clothes
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
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