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Topic: Cards Get Well Soon

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny

Favorite possession(s):

Care bears, Credit card

Favorite activity(s):

Kissing, Coloring in, Trading cards

Personality:

Loving, Wacky

Listens to:

Backstreet Boys, Bruce Springsteen

Starsign:

Scorpio

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards, eBay Auctions

Favorite time of year:

Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Soon I will have to figure way to reduce my deck size which has grown to well over a hundred cards.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

It all worked out pretty well and we soon had 17 Jaguars roaring down the straight and bumpy Card Sound road in the upper Keys.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Many people have inquired about sending get well cards - here's the address: Bob Johnson - Get Well Soon!
Get well cards will soon be available on this site, please watch out for them!
Soon we'll be accepting most credit cards.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Soon, we hope to give the option to send a wide variety of cards, with a wide variety of poems attached � the perfect way to say, well, whatever.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Balloons & cards : Get well soon enclosure card.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

We have everything from rare Collectables to Coins and Currency as well as Ethnic goods, coming soon a huge Baseball and sports cards shop.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Send Get Well Soon Cards to India by post.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

They have birthday cards, I miss you, I love you, get well soon, etc, etc.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Anita Carter 2004-12-14 17:10:38	mom I hope you get better soon
From: hose 2005-08-10 14:07:42	your sight sucks

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