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Topic: Cardiovascular

Related:
  Cardiovascular Disease    Cardiovascular Health  
  Cardiovascular System    Cardiovascular exercise  
  Cardiovascular Fitness  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  Smallpox vaccine
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym,  Bodybuilding
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking weight loss pills
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Diabetes is a Cardiovascular Disease Abstracts from the first Joint Meeting of the Primary Care Cardiovascular Society, Diabetes UK and the Health Care Section pf the British Hyperlipidaemia Association held on 28th February 2001 in Birmingham, UK.
HCP is designed to improve risk factor management of patients with cardiovascular disease, through physician and patient education as well as practice management enhancements.
It is the goal of the Center to decrease risks and incidents of cardiovascular disease through provision of health education and preventive treatment.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Cardiovascular risks Evidence suggests that women with PCOS may be at increased risk of heart disease and other cardiovascular diseases.
Patients were included if they were over the age of 55 years and were at high risk of cardiovascular events either because they had had a previous stroke or transient ischemic attack or because they showed evidence of vascular or coronary heart disease.
Cardiovascular risk factors in confirmed prediabetic individuals: does the clock for coronary heart disease start ticking before the onset of clinical diabetes?
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Those with cardiovascular disease should have their blood tested for free testosterone and estrogen.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Cardiovascular disease, cancer, and arthritis all demand special attention with respect to creating a nutritional program.
Cardiac rehabilitation is a program of medical care designed to restore the person with cardiovascular disease to a full and productive life.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Cardiovascular Disease World Wide Network - Offers a large array of information and pointers within this specialty.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Society is particularly interested in proposals which have the potential for providing new insights into fundamental mechanisms underlying cardiovascular aging or which may lead to the development of novel approaches to the prevention or treatment of cardiovascular disease in older adults.
These cardiovascular imaging tools enable us to identify high-risk patients in the earliest stages of the disease process and new techniques for the treatment of diseased patients.
 
 
 User Talk
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2005-08-16 23:13:26
Is cardiac output the volume of blood pumped by each ventricle in one minute.
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