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Topic: Eye Care

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  Eye    Care  
  Health Care    Patient Care  
  Child Care    Home Care  
  Eye    Primary Care  
  Day Care    Long Term Care  
  Skin Care    Open your eyes  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Camcorder,  Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Teeth,  Heart
Likes to wear:Sunglasses
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking weight loss pills
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

At Quality Eye Care, we feel you should be able to learn about Lasik surgery, but not feel pressured into having surgery.
John Fielding,
CEO

Suburban Eye Consultants is a full service ophthalmic practice, with 5 ophthalmologists providing total eye and vision care, including LASIK surgery, BOTOX injections and INTACS for every member of your family from children to senior citizens.
Eye Care Center (nine MDs, three ODs), 100 employee vision care practice is seeking an Ophthalmologist to replace a retiring high-volume surgeon.
At Eye Care Professionals, finance plans are available that reduce the cost of LASIK in both eyes for as little as $60 per month.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Eye Examinations The Clinic provides primary optometry care through its General Clinic which is staffed by optometrists and final year optometry students under the supervision of registered optometrists.
Eye Examinations The Clinic provides primary optometry care through its General Clinic which is staffed by optometrists and optometry students under the supervision of registered optometrists.
Advanced Eye Care is staffed by JCAHPO certified ophthalmic personnel, licensed opticians, and board-certified ophthalmologists.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Routine Eye Care, Cataract and Lens Implant Surgery, Glaucoma Care and Surgery, LASIK preoperative and postoperative care.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

LASIK Vision Correction is one of the most exciting technological advances in the history of eye care and is the most advanced procedure that combines the newest and best technology for refractive surgery with exceptional surgical skill.
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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Eye Care Associates now offers two in-house Laser Centers providing the latest technology in LASEK refractive surgery, featuring the Nidek EC 5000 Scanning Laser and the new Visx Star S3 Laser with ActiveTrak eye tracking technology.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Talley Eye Care incorporates a strong dedication to the field of ophthalmology and is represented in such distinguished groups as the American College of Eye Surgeons, The American Academy of Ophthalmology, The International Society For Refractive Surgeons, and the American Society of Cataract and Refractive Surgeons.
 
 
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