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Topic: Monte Carlo SS

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Henry Ford, Steve Martin, Michael Jordan

Favorite possession(s):

SUV, Caravan, Pack of cubans

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine, Rolling Stone magazine

Dream job(s):

Truck driver

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Favorite TV show(s):

Saturday Night Live

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing

Favorite movie(s):

Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Animal House

Favorite computer game(s):

Diablo

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball), Michel Platini

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Jimmy McLean/Jack Boer's 1984 Chevy Monte Carlo SS.
1986 Chevy Monte Carlo SS Coupe, V-8, auto.
FOR SALE/TRADE - '87 Monte Carlo SS aero coupe, needs minor tlc.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Michael Coates, 54, of Somerdale, who's been turning a truck wrench since he was a youngster, was stunned when his 2000 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS started acting up with only 1,880 miles on the odometer.
GM Chevrolet, H/O, SS Monte Carlo, Camaro only , 1 Pc.
Get into a Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS and experience the award-winning 3800 Series II V6 with Sequential Fuel Injection.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

You�ll find Monte Carlo SS one tempting sport coupe.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Experience Monte Carlo SS and its award-winning 3800 Series II V6 with Sequential Fuel Injection.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

They assembled a Street Stock Car using a new late model Sportsman CSC frame and then added a 1985 - SS Monte Carlo body.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

And Monte Carlo SS with the optional High Sport Appearance Package gets its inspiration from the car that dominates NASCAR Winston Cup.
With the Monte Carlo, you can choose from the refined LS, the legendary SS, or turn your wild side loose in an SS with the optional High Sport Appearance Package.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

" Modified 1985 Monte Carlo SS kicks to life and the tires squeel, it spins into a 180 and speeds off down the road.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
steve
2004-11-03 16:35:09

I would like to know how many 1985 black monte carlo ss's with t-top's and bench seats were produced.

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