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Topic: South Carolina Education Lottery

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

George W Bush

Good point(s):

Honest, Loyal

Bad point(s):

Dishonest

Politics:

Religious right, Republican, Socialist

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Education:

None

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds

Likes to wear:

fcuk, Banana Republic

Listens to:

Billy Joel

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
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Minutes from July 30 A meeting of the South Carolina Education Lottery Commission will be held on Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 10:00 a.
Minutes from August 27 A meeting of the South Carolina Education Lottery Commission will be held on Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 10:00 a.
Minutes from December 27 A meeting of the South Carolina Education Lottery Commission will be held on Tuesday December 27, 2001, at 10:30 a.

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