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Topic: Results of that election led in part to South Carolina

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Favorite possession(s):

Couch

People talk about their ..:

Hairstyle

Good point(s):

Honest

Personality:

Happy, Perfectionist, Sad

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth

Favorite activity(s):

Gardening

Interest(s):

Meeting women, Geography

Favorite destination(s):

Home

Listens to:

ZZ Top

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree, Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

Favorite philosopher(s):

Bentham

Favorite time of year:

Spring

Favorite quote(s):

"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden
"While we are postponing, life speeds by." - Seneca (3BC - 65AD)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Shaking the soil of his native state from his shoes, Ruffin set out for South Carolina, which appeared to be the state most likely to secede as a result of Lincoln's election.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Unhappiness with the results of that election led, in part, to South Carolina deciding to secede from the United States, an action which led in turn to the Civil War.

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