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Topic: Carpel Tunnel Syndrome

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Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Skin, Heart

Favorite animal(s):

Rottweiler

Favorite sport(s):

Roller blading

Likes to wear:

Leash, Digital watch, Sumo belt

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Has cancer, Family history of schizophrenia

Worst habit(s):

Nervous twitch

Favorite quote(s):

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Carpel tunnel syndrome can cause tingling,

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

LLLT has been successful in treating Carpel Tunnel Syndrome up to 85% of the time and other non-repetitive stress disorders.
The Contour Pen also aids arthritis and carpel tunnel syndrome sufferers while writing.
Common misdiagnoses: carpel tunnel syndrome, tennis elbow, strain, stress, psychogenic disorder.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Releasing that tension is a great technique to help carpel tunnel syndrome, tennis elbow, golfers� swing, tendonitis, and whiplash.
Carpel tunnel syndrome or repetitive stress injury is all too common in hair stylists.
There is nothing to bolt together or tighten, so those with carpel tunnel syndrome can conserve their strength for drawing.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Releasing the stress which causes carpel tunnel syndrome and other repetitive stress is something I also specialize in.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME - The compression of the median nerve within the carpal tunnel resulting in numbness, tingling, "pins and needles" and pain in the hand and fingers.
Carpel tunnel syndrome�Burning or numbness in the hands caused by the compression of the nerves in the wrist.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A mail handler recently submitted a CA-2 for carpel tunnel syndrome and was sent to Concentra for examination where this correct diagnosis was found.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Carpel tunnel syndrome = Are pull ton hell sin roam.

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