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Topic: Face on the Milk Carton

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  Milk    Face  
  Carton  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
People talk about their ..:Weirdness
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Happy
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):Malcolm in the Middle,  Sabrina,  The Civil War
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cornflakes
Favorite sport(s):Hockey
Listens to:Billy Gilman,  Shania Twain,  Bluegrass
Favorite drink(s):Coke
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave,  Getting off welfare
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

" As Janie Johnson glanced at the face of the ordinary little girl on the milk carton, she was overcome with shock.
Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline Cooney.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Maybe you've seen my face on a milk carton.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Sam in shock had smeared the said egg all over his face and head and had a nearly empty 4 litre carton of milk in his hand.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Pictures like that were too disturbing; she turned milk cartons to face forward, and threw away flyers that came with her junk mail, saying, HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
 
 
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