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Topic: Cat's Claw

Related:
  Claw    Dogs and Cats  
  Pet Cat    Cats and Kittens  
  Cat House    Big Cat  
  Cat Food    Black Cat  
  Cat Care    Cat 6  
  Cats Small    CAT 5  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:T S Eliot
Personality:Nervous
Bad point(s):Lazy
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite era(s):Jurassic times
Favorite food(s):Seafood
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger,  Cat
Favorite movie(s):Jurassic Park
Favorite computer game(s):Lemmings
Starsign:Leo
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being reincarnated as a termite,  Turning into a vampire
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Another cat ran across the room and impaled its claws on a worn scratching post.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Cats are aware they have claws, and I generally get the impression that they know when to use them and when not, and they know when they no longer have them, and realize how it could be a problem for them!
Because these cats still had behavioral problems that were worsened by not having their claws.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Cats which are not de clawed can do significant damage to a rug if they habitually sharpen their claws on it.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Paws and Claws is pleased to be a distributor for Flint River Ranch Super Premium Health Food for dogs and cats.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Cat claws are transparent and you can easily see the bone within the claw - take care to cut below this or your cat will not appreciate it - the nail will not only bleed but it will also hurt a lot!
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The cat shrieks, claws and spittle fly.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Soft Claws are an easy way to stop your cat from damaging furniture and carpets without declawing.
Cats should be provided with a scratching post to keep their claws in good condition and help stop them scratching the furniture.
In cats, claws are most commonly clipped in those older animals that do not as easily shed the outer layer of their claws, and regularly get themselves hooked into the carpet - or your best jersey!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Cats enjoy having claws; no cat with claws decides for even one day not to use them.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

My cat is such a playful cat that he doesn't realize that when he bites and claws us his scratches hurt.
 
 
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