Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Cat Collars

Related:
  Collar    Dogs and Cats  
  Pet Cat    Cats and Kittens  
  Cat House    Big Cat  
  Dog Collar    Cat Food  
  Black Cat    Cat Care  
  Cat 6    Cats Small  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bondage kit,  Sewing machine,  Baseball cap
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite era(s):1940s,  1930s
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Greyhound
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash,  Punk rock,  Sixties
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Our cat collars include a breakaway buckle and jingle bell.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Our cat collars feature a break-away buckle and jingle bell.
Our cat collars include a break-away buckle and jingle bell.
Collars can choke or injure cats, or become lost.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Cats can wear stretch collars with flat tags that are riveted directly into the collar.
Bioflow Cat collars are adjustable and will fit most neck sizes.
Outdoor cats need elastic collars or quick-release collars to prevent strangulation from snagging.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Loose collars are just as dangerous as tight collars because they can get caught on something or the cat could get the collar into his mouth or under his arm.
Floral Cat Collars will add a touch of class to your cat's wardrobe.
Collars and tags are simply not an option for free-roaming homeless cats, because of the low tolerance these cats have for wearing such items.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Cats with bells on their collars can still catch a bird because they don't move until they leap for the bird.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

All collars are safety collars to prevent cats from becoming tangled up and injuring themselves.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Cat Collars, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.