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Topic: Dogs and Cats

Related:
  Dog    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Pet Cat  
  Dog Show    Dog House  
  Find dog    Big Dog  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Farmer
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Tiger,  Tiger
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Horseriding
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Dogs and cats over three months of age entering Canada from the US must be accompanied by a certificate signed by a licensed veterinarian of Canada or the US certifying that the pet has been vaccinated against rabies during the preceding 36 months.
Cats and dogs for which a quarantine clearance is sought must be identified with a microchip or permanent tattoo and the identification details shown on the accompanying certification.
Dogs and cats entering Canada from the United States require a valid rabies vaccination certificate issued within the previous 12 months.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Dogs and cats need fatty acids and adequate vitamins and minerals for healthy skin and a lustrous coat.
Dogs and especially cats were never intended to eat many of these types of foods.
Dogs and Cats are two different species and thus should be fed two different diets.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Dogs and cats are loving and adorable, and that mutual love is healing.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Cats and dogs travelling within the EU must carry proof of vaccination against rabies.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Baby dogs are called puppies and baby cats are called kittens.
How are dogs like cats and how are they different from cats?
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Dogs and cats bred in one place and shipped to a pet store fall into a similar category as do dogs or cats available from breeders with so many animals as to be unable to afford the required attention so needed by a newborn or young puppy or kitten.
Dogs and cats that are not already sterile at the time of adoption will be spayed or neutered here before they can be taken home by the adopter.
 
 
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