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Topic: Fat Cat

Related:
  Fat    Dogs and Cats  
  Body Fat    Low Fat  
  Pet Cat    Cats and Kittens  
  Cat House    Big Cat  
  Cat Food    Black Cat  
  Cat Care    Cat 6  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight,  Muscular
Bad point(s):Greedy
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Fish and chips
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

George Soros learn of our poverty status and will bypass the fat cats AMR gatekeepers and help the DC community activist based effort to secure legal and safe access for medical marijuana to serious ill Washingtonians.
John Fielding,
CEO

Any "fat cats" are the insurance companies which extracted exorbitant profits in an overvalued stock market.
The WTO is nothing other than a vehicle for managed trade whereby the politically connected, campaign contributors and fat cats get the benefits of exercising their position as a preferred group.
Capita fat cats People are well aware that privatisation has meant a worsening of services and attacks on the pay and working conditions of workers in the privatised companies.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Fat is an essential ingredient in the diet of all species and maintaining sufficient quality fat is an important consideration in the lower fat normal diets of dogs and cats.
Cats can lose nearly all their reserves of glycogen and fat, half the body protein stores, and 40 percent of their body weight and survive.
Fat Dogs, Skinny Cats Is your dog lethargic and overweight, or does your cat eat everything in sight but continue to lose weight?
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Make the studio fat cats shake in their shoes, try adding special effects wizardry to your digital video repertoire as well.
The Fat Cats are noted for their high energy performances and dynamic musicianship.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Those fat cats in Washington should just realize that weed only leads to junk food not junk and legalize it already.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

If the fat cats don't say yes to war they loose all their money because the dollar is going to zero, thanks to Greenspan and the zioni$t money management of Wall Street.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Direct actions have formed part of a grass roots campaign that Labour Party fat cats and parasitic autocrats have been unable to ignore or dismiss as the work of a few disaffected trouble makers.
 
 
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