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Topic: Cat Fight

Related:
  Fight    Dogs and Cats  
  Pet Cat    Cats and Kittens  
  Cat House    Big Cat  
  Cat Food    Black Cat  
  Cat Care    Cat 6  
  Cats Small    CAT 5  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Muhammad Ali
Bad point(s):Evil
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer,  America's Most Wanted
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Lee
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Tiger,  Tiger
Likes to wear:School uniform
Favorite sport(s):Boxing
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mohammed Ali (boxing)
Listens to:Fiona Apple,  Sugar Ray
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Arguments and fights did occur with usually two women ending up pulling each other by the hair of the head biting and scratching like cats.
Cats that are left intact fight, spray urine to mark territory, yowl constantly and are frequently seen by their vet for abscessed bite wounds.
FIV is mainly transmitted during cat fights via bite wounds.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Cats do not have enough proteins to fight off toxins as other animals.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Spayed or neutered cats are less likely to roam or be involved in fights.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Inside cats don't get into fights with strange cats and end up with infected bite wounds that can end in an expensive vet bill.
Our cats were allowed to go outside, where they often got into fights, were hit by cars, or faced other perils.
They are cats that will NOT fight with other cats as is their instinct.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Cats that are neutered are likely to roam less, and hence have a decreased risk of being hit by a car, getting into cat fights that can transmit fatal viral infections, and being a nuisance to the neighborhood.
The reason is that outdoor cats are more likely to be injured in fights with other animals, they are more likely to be hit by cars and are at greater risk of consuming toxic substances.
Neutered male cats are less likely to spray urine to map territory and fight with other cats.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Triumph fights his way out of the dog park and poops on the fat cats in this Eminem spoof.
 
 
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