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Topic: Cat Food

Related:
  Food    Dogs and Cats  
  Health Food    Food Diet  
  Food and Drink    Food and Beverage  
  Food Industry    Best Food  
  Dog Food    Food Service  
  Food and Nutrition    Fast Food  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian,  Rations,  Seafood
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Mouse
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Food & Wine magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Likes to wear:Leash
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Orange Juice,  Lemonade
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Overweight cats were less likely to be fed cat foods available in grocery stores and more likely to be fed prescription diets.
Foods for cats must contain at least twice the amounts of many B vitamins found in diets adequate for dogs-another good reason not to feed cats dog food.
Cats are naturally carnivorous and have a high protein requirement, while dogs tend to be more scavenging and eat more of a variety of foods, requiring less protein than cats.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

These cats were reputed to eat the finest foods from gold plate and to recline on cushions made of the most opulent materials, which had been provided by the departed one's relatives in an attempt to receive good fortune and blessings.
Our cats are fed the highest quality commercial foods, cooked chicken and raw stew beef.
Cats and dogs reared from weaning for 16 weeks on a single commercially prepared nutritionally complete food consistently preferred an alternative food when offered a choice between the alternative and the familiar food.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Although cats are superb hunters, it is their scavenging ability that allows them to survive as feral-living animals and live with us eating food off a saucer.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
Stray cats will not try to make the house cats jealous when they are eating THEIR food!
Country Pet Food is the all natural New Zealand made pet food for your dogs and cats.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Cats are perfectly happy to live indoors if you provide them with affection, attention, a scratching post or cat tree, toys and quality food and fresh water.
Food and possible vet bills for pregnant cats and kittens will be extremely high.
 
 
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From:
mom
2004-12-12 16:26:52
do cats prefer fresh fish, beef or poultry?
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