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Topic: Funny pictures of cats

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Bad point(s):

Lazy

Personality:

Aggressive

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Favorite book(s):

"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Dog, Poodle

Favorite great leader(s):

Hannibal

Favorite great thinker(s):

Archimedes

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse

Likes to wear:

Leash

Listens to:

Jazz

Favorite philosopher(s):

Plato

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

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Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Funny pictures of cats, dogs, horses, puppies, kittens, and iguanas!
Funny pet pictures (cats, dogs, various), animal jokes and pet funpages!

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