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Topic: Cat House

Related:
  House    Our in house  
  House New    Dogs and Cats  
  House and Home    Old House  
  White House    Open House  
  House Office Building    Guest House  
  House Design    House Small  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Favorite possession(s):House
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Aggressive
Bad point(s):Lazy
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Tiger,  Tiger
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Likes to wear:Leash
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

They are then placed in our kitty house where they can become accustomed to living with other cats and where we closely monitor their eating and behavior patterns.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The cats are only caged on occasion (a queen in heat and the studs) and generally are free in the house.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Passersby noticed that cats who had survived the fire were hanging around the house a few weeks later and one of the kittens was badly burned.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Rabies vaccinations are required for dogs and house cats three months of age or older.
Stray cats will not try to make the house cats jealous when they are eating THEIR food!
There are also cats that are never going to accept dogs and will never live happily and comfortably in a house with dogs.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The cats live with us in the house and on an enclosed patio so they are never shut away from us.
The house is suitable for two couples, yet not for young children or pets; we have two outside cats.
These cats are playful but also love to lie around and will drape themselves on window ledges or in the most comfortable chair in the house.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

All my cats have the run of our house in Melbourne and also enjoy the sunshine in a large enclosure in our garden.
Indoor cats can benefit from the protection of a rabies vaccination if they happen to accidentally get out of the house and are bitten in a fight with a wild animal.
Cats who are feral do not make good house pets, and dogs who act aggressively toward people are not good prospects for adoption.
 
 
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