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Topic: Cat Humor

Related:
  Humor    Dogs and Cats  
  Pet Cat    Cats and Kittens  
  Cat House    Big Cat  
  Cat Food    Black Cat  
  Cat Care    Cat 6  
  Cats Small    CAT 5  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Personality:Witty wit humor
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Reader's Digest
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Dog groomer
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite movie(s):Stuart Little,  Monty Python
Starsign:Scorpio
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions,  Building websites
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Some of you may know that I also had a humor site devoted to cats.
Unfortunately, there are others in the world who have no sense of humor and who will take this site literally and use it as an excuse to harm cats.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Description: Genuine proof cats have a sense of humor!
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

With the many cats I've had each had their own personality and expression of love and humor.
There are many examples of surrealism and black humor in Cat's Cradle.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Prairie Cats mix big doses of easy humor with sharp-pressed musicianship.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

We would like to extend a warm welcome to those who enjoy the company of cats, who have a sense of humor and who would like to benefit from our intimate knowledge of the Island and Downeast Maine.
The Women and Cats series pays homage to the feline kingdom with love and humor.
Cats do have marvelous wit and are capable of wry humor not unlike that of Dracula himself.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The safe humor and the very basic plot of the film didn't engage me as much as I had hoped from the trailer, but children will definitely love Cats and Dogs.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Hope's Humor Hotline For Cats, an imaginary call in show for cat to air their grievances against other cats and humans, a truly wacky show.
Humor Column Archives When animals sniff and tell The Cats and Jammer seemed to sense that we were running away to join the circus, that they would be left at home.
 
 
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