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Topic: Cats and Kittens

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine

Personality:

Outgoing, Aggressive

Bad point(s):

Lazy

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite TV show(s):

Friends

Favorite book(s):

"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Dog, Poodle

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian

Likes to wear:

Leash

Listens to:

Creed, Jazz

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

My cat had kittens under my bed in an unzipped suitcase.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Kittens are fed kitten food until they are 10-12 months of age and then an adult cat food is fed in restricted amounts so as to avoid obesity.
Cats and kittens fed on an all meat diet will develop nutritional deficiencies and growth problems.
Kittens also require about twice the energy per pound of body weight as a mature cat.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Our cats and kittens are not put in cages except during a quarantine period when they first arrive.
Cats and kittens that are spayed or neutered and current with vaccines are more adoptable!

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Kittens are adorable when they are racing up and down the cat tree, less adorable when its the draperies.
Cats and kittens over 6 months old are spayed or neutered.
All cats or kittens over 8 weeks of age are tested for feline leukemia.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Cats are on display throughout the week and we bring dogs, cats, puppies and kittens to the store on weekends and perform adoptions.
These kittens are two of eleven very sick cats and kittens that were left in a driveway in a cardboard box.
Cat Mate will automatically feed your cat or kittens two meals kept fresh by sealed lids and an ice pack.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: juliecoe@webtv.net 2005-03-10 13:27:44	my cat has double claws on its front paws were his thumb would be what type of cat is he
From: anie 2005-05-09 00:54:32	I have a cat it is so cute. i want to name it but what should i call it. it gray soft and awalys sleeps in my lap. i hope i find a name for her thanks for you help. anie
From: caroline 2005-05-25 22:55:59	All cats and kitten aren very cute. No matter how old and if you disagree you are mean. if cats are sik or huet that should notnget innthe way of you getting one. I love all my cats and kittens i have. and i hate givng them away cause i get attached andi hate it but, all cat and kitten are cute no matter what problem they have.I LOVE CATS AND KITTENS AND I WILL NEVER STOP AND YOU CAN MAKE ME.
From: 2005-06-06 21:36:45	My sister brought home and abandoned kitten and it's ear is scabbed and peeling and now it is losing fur on its back. It ia also very thin, bit is eating well and playing like nothing is wrong. What could be wrong?
From: ^_^ 2006-02-04 13:31:14
From: ^_^ 2006-02-04 13:31:33	Cats rule!
From: 2006-30-2006 2006-03-30 08:03:05	we have a 1-1/2 yr old female - usually very docile - this week she is "biting" - she climbs in our bed at night and bit me on the finger causing a lot of pain - what could be the reason - I was asleep when this happened

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