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Topic: Cat Names

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Personality:

Aggressive

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer, Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Tiger, Tiger

Likes to wear:

Leash

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian, Walking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Mango is my cats name, and you have to click her head to go to a random site.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Our cats are named Squirts and Spazo so I appreciate the name of your cat, Fatso.

John Fielding,
CEO

Proprietary names for similar securities include TIGRs and CATs.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

These are names filtered out of a database of mostly Swedish and Norwegian cats - all of them Norwegian Forest cats, of course.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Their names are Gizmo and Buddy (Buddy is after my late cat's father) and Gizmo, well he just looks like a Gizmo.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

My name is Samantha, and I'm one of two young black cats who arrived at PHS/SPCA as strays, very timid and in need of lots of patience and love.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

For cats living outside The Netherlands, preferably purchaser will find a good new home and notify breeder about the name and address of the new home of the cat.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Our fabric cats are of the genus feelus and species fabricatus, these names were assigned by famed nomenclature specialist Gyro Renacus.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Cody is my name, and I am a big, handsome guy who gets along with cats, kids and other dogs.
It is said that this name came from the fact that two powerful Sienesi families used to live here and would fight every time they would meet on the street, just like dogs and cats.
Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It is the common name for a group of fungal infections that affect the skin of a large variety of animals, including cats and people.

User Talk

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