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Topic: Sears catalog

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite possession(s):

Lawnmower, Barbie Doll, Power tools

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite era(s):

1940s, 1930s, 1920s

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite book(s):

The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Favorite computer game(s):

Pong

Favorite movie(s):

The Bridge on the River Kwai, Shawshank Redemption, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Listens to:

Christina Aguilera

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

I maintained my interest and joy in feminine apparel by way of the Sears catalog and the occasional Maidenform bra ads in the popular magazines of the day.
The Sears catalog (clothes, shoes, furniture, farming equipment, guns, etc.
The Sears and Roebuck catalog of that year featured over eighty pins, charms, and watch fobs from twenty-eight different orders.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Please If you could enlarge to about the size of a SEARS catalog I for one think it would be great.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

In 1912, Sears and Montgomery Ward were driving local merchants and those merchants� wholesalers out of business with their low priced catalog sales.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

If you were carrying the Sears Christmas Catalog and accidently dropped it, it would fall open to the page with the Electric Football Set.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

We bathed in a galvanized tub in the back yard and read our Sears catalog in a much smaller house farther out back.
Schelp's reprint of Sears' 1926 Catalog of Houses includes almost 100 designs for homes like the one his family lives in.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Sears Direct was formed in 1998 to develop new products and services marketed via direct mail, catalog and the Internet.
Sears and Roebuck started the catalog mail order business over 100 years ago, reaching out to customers who could not get to their retail location.
Sears Home Center brings a catalog of home furnishings and soft goods, plus personal care items, all available online.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Includes spy toys as featured in the Sears and Wards Christmas catalogs, TV commercials and more.

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