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Topic: Signal Tech catalog

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Alexander Bell

Favorite possession(s):

Mobile phone, Linux box

Personality:

Aggressive

Dream job(s):

Truck driver

Favorite body part(s):

Ears, Brain

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Favorite great thinker(s):

Samuel Morse, Ampere, Arthur C Clarke

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite movie(s):

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Starsign:

Leo

Worst habit(s):

Drinking, Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

For you real fanatics, I saw turn signals in the TowerHobbies catalog!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

See 7000 Series Signal Conditioning Modules in this catalog for additional options.
See 7000 Series Signal Conditioning Modules in this catalog for additional information.
This recognition signals that at present parts of the catalog are in the Database, and that the intent is to eventually include the extragalactic portion of that catalog in NED.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Will look for a pulsed signal from known pulsars using the JPL ephemeris data and the Princeton pulsar catalog.

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