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Topic: Cataract Surgery

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

John also serves as Chairman of the American Society of Cataract and Refractive Surgery's Committee on Device and Instrument Quality, and will continue in this role in 1999.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

You can still have surgery for cataracts but it is important to let your surgeon know if you have had refractive surgery in the past so that they may calculate the measurements for the implant properly.
While you are here, we want you to learn as much as possible about cataracts, refractive surgery, glaucoma, diabetic eye care or your particular eye condition.
Your decision to have surgery depends on how much you feel the cataracts are interfering with your normal way of life and whether or not they are preventing you from doing the things you like to do.
John Fielding,
CEO

Cataract removal surgery is the single largest volume and revenue producing outpatient surgical procedure for ophthalmologists worldwide.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Cataracts are a common cause of decreased vision but are very successfully treated with cataract removal/lens implant surgery.
We saw 700 patients and did 89 cataracts surgeries with lens implants using portable microscope and generator.
Lambert Monocular congenital cataracts have been treated for the past two decades with early surgery, contact lens correction and patching of the unaffected eye.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

During cataract surgery, the cloudy lens inside the eye is removed and replaced with a clear artificial lens implant.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

We have specialists in cataract surgery , glaucoma , oculoplastics , strabismus , diseases of the retina , corneal diseases and refractive surgery.
He is board certified in ophthalmology , specializing in refractive surgery, small incision refractive cataract surgery and retinal-vitreous surgery.
If an eye has already undergone cataract surgery and is left nearsighted, farsighted, or with astigmatism, then LASIK can be a very good way of correcting those refractive errors!
 
 
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