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Topic: History of the Catholic Church

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Mother Teresa

Good point(s):

Saintly

Personality:

Devout

Politics:

Religious right

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Catholic, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Eastern Orthodox

Favorite artist(s):

Raphael

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Martin Luther, Jesus Christ

Interest(s):

Geneology

Favorite royal(s):

Mary of the Scots

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Membership(s):

Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Many Catholic women and parents have wise and healing gifts and experience to bring to this pivotal crisis in the church's history.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

St Patrick's History: The history of St Patrick's Church really dates back to 1839 when the Catholics tried to obtain a grant of land for a church.
Local Catholic Church History and Genealogy Research Guide 1823 Parish Census of St.

Mark Harris,
Priest

As has happened before in Church history, papal teaching on this issue of morality will probably also follow the lead of the theologians and many Catholics, according to Catholic theologian Christine Gudorf.
Many Catholics have heard a priest or teacher observe that Pope John Paul II is one of the greatest Popes during the two thousand year history of the Church and wondered why.
Some university students may take ethics courses from Romanist priests or nuns where their knowledge of the Roman Catholic Church from the confessions and church history is put into question.

User Talk

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