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Topic: Cause

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  Just Cause    Cancer Causes  
  Stress causes    Probable Cause  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted,  Depressive
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives,  Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There is little evidence that stress causes infertility but it is well known that infertility causes stress.
Osteoporosis is the disease that causes bones to become thinner.
Smoking causes shortness of breath and contributes toward many respiratory diseases.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

It causes the cartilage in the joints to wear down which in turn causes stiffness which can eventually lead to debilitating pain and limited function as the smooth cartilage that cushions joints starts to degenerate.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Hardware protection causes a minor slowdown in operating systems that use it which means BRiX will be a small percentage faster.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

This causes great discord in the cities and earns him the bitter enmity of the husbands and brothers of those he has bewitched with his words.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Environmental causes such as protecting native forests are based more on emotion rather than on scientific evaluation.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The interrupt causes a process to abey its current execution and execute a procedure that it has specified as the INT handler.
This causes most of RAID vendors to quote theoretical interface speeds as the performance figure of their arrays to simplify the picture.
This turn causes problems as the program has to search both sets of data and display the latest version on screen.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Estrogen is a hormone that causes growth of cells in the mammary gland and contributes to water retention in the breast.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Mental stress causes an increased release of adrenaline which may elevate blood cholesterol levels.
 
 
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