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Topic: Cause of death

Related:
  Death    Cause  
  Leading Cause of Death    Life and Death  
  Cause and Effect    Death in the Family  
  Just Cause    Death Penalty  
  Cancer Causes    Child Death  
  Black Death    Death Certificate  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Easily addicted,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Heart attack imminent
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking,  Taking Ecstasy
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Smoking causes a fivefold increase in the risk of dying from chronic bronchitis and emphysema, and a twofold increase in deaths from diseases of the heart and coronary arteries.
Obesity is the second leading cause of preventable deaths in America and should be treated medically, not commercially.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The deaths by cause and geographic location were correlated with fine particle pollution measured in 51 metropolitan areas.
It causes death by integration into the mtDNA, creating an inserted form flanked by long symmetrical repeats of the mtDNA flanking one side of the insertion point.
This is especially true since the CDC estimates that more than 95% of all deaths causes by ETS involve heart attacks rather than lung cancer.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Are you secure that you will be saved by a God who causes even the most righteous of men to tremble at the edge of death when only partially viewing His glory?
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It causes cell death in eight different melanoma cell types, even cells that are resistant to chemotherapy.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Influenza causes nearly twice as many deaths each year as researchers had previously believed, according to a new study from the national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Malaria causes over 400 000 deaths a year in the war torn Democratic Republic of Congo.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

It is estimated that exposure to a partner who smokes at home causes about 12 new cases of lung cancer and 11 deaths from lung cancer each year in people who have never smoked.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The coroner investigates causes of deaths occurring without medical attention under violent or unusual circumstances.
Firearm deaths have risen 14 percent over the last decade and are the second leading cause of injury death for individuals ages 10 and above.
 
 
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