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Topic: Cause of death Suicide

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  Suicide    Cause  
  Cause and Effect    Cause of death  
  Just Cause    Cancer Causes  
  Stress causes    Probable Cause  
  Causes AIDS    Leading Cause of Death  
  Depression Causes    Suicide Prevention  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Most admires:Yasser Arafat
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Criminal
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:fcuk
Medical note(s):Taking Prozac,  Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Driving too fast,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Prof Hawton was the first to point to an increasing trend in young suicides and has since drawn links between this cause of death and other social factors.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Suicide is a major public health problem in the United States, and suicide and attempted suicide are important causes of morbidity and mortality in adolescents.
Suicide is a major cause of avoidable death in young men and a way to help prevent it is to recognise the symptoms of depression and psychosis.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Authorities are also trying to gain a better understanding of the scope and root causes of suicides in order to make preventive measures more effective.
Was anything added to their beverages or drugs to cause personality changes and eventual suicides?
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Well the NEWS is saying the DRUG is the cause of SUICIDES amoung this Group of Teenagers so UGLY that if you pressed their EARS together their HEAD would EXPLODE LIKE A ZIT.
The majority of suicides now occur in young adult males and suicide is the most common cause of death in men aged under 35.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

What could cause a group of people to plan so meticulously the murder of thousands of civilians and their own suicides?
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

After several reported suicides in patients treated with a particular acne medication, a new study finds the drug isotretinoin may cause depression.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Tobacco causes more than four times as many deaths as car accidents, suicides, AIDS and homicides COMBINED.
The three leading causes of death among teenagers are automobile accidents, homicides and suicides.
Ritalin is highly sought after by the drug-abusing population and causes the highest number of suicides and emergency room admissions.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
bill ormsby
2005-01-09 15:33:45
From:
Stephanie
2005-05-04 14:57:20
What do i do if my friend suggests suicide? Do i just let it be (maybe she wants attention) or should i take her seriously?
From:
Benjamin
2005-08-03 02:41:10
i hve a friend that cuts him self every time he is mad or sad? is that normal..he told me that it realesess pain
From:
michelle
2005-10-01 01:22:45
my friend is in depression and thinking of commining suicide what can i tell her?
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