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Topic: Cedar Falls

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Dream job(s):

Social worker, Lawyer, Farmer

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite animal(s):

Greyhound

Favorite great leader(s):

Napoleon

Interest(s):

Real estate, Law

Likes to wear:

Bikini

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling, Canoeing

Listens to:

Slipknot, Matchbox Twenty

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Cedar Falls, Iowa: Office for Integrated Roadside Vegetation Management.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

We are located at the corner of Melrose Drive and Seerley Boulevard in Cedar Falls, across the street from the old Valley Park Elementary, visible from Waterloo Road and a block behind the University Avenue Holiday Inn across from College Square Mall.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

There is also a road which leads to Minimarra Falls which consists of two drops of 50 and 25 metre falls plunging into a narrow rain forest gorge where vines and ferns grow in profusion under a canopy of cedar, Illawarra figs and beef wood.
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The Lower Falls Campground offers rustic camping among lots of cedar and fir trees.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Cedar Falls, Iowa Last week, I attended a conference at Rock Island Arsenal and had the absolute pleasure of being a guest at The Abbey Hotel.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Cedar Rapids RoughRiders will play their final game before the United States Hockey League�s Christmas break this Friday in Sioux Falls against the Stampede.
The Cedar Rapids RoughRiders have acquired forward Colin Kingston from the Great Falls Americans of the America West Hockey League in exchange for forward Matt Tyree, the team announced today.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

CEDAR FALLS, Iowa - Access Direct, a telemarketing and direct marketing company, is opening a new call center here and will hire 200 people.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Cedar Falls, Iowa, April 26 -- TEAM Technologies a leading regional technology integration and service provider today announced its expanded storage solution offering.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Cedar Falls, Iowa (2002) — Retrieving debris from bunkers is made quick and easy with Standard Golf's new Bunker Debris Sieve.
During Cedar Falls this unit evacuated the entire city of Ben Suc, RVN, located in the Iron Triangle.

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