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Topic: Cell phone companies

Related:
  Phone    Company  
  Cell    PHONE NUMBER SEARCH CELL  
  Cell phones and PDAs    Local Phone Company  
  Cell Phone Accessories    Free Cell Phone  
  Cell Phone Service    Emergency Cell Phones  
  Cell Phone Batteries    Cell Phone Ring  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Mobile phone,  PDA
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Remote Control
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Spamming,  eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

It is interesting that underwriters at Lloyds and several other companies have refused to insure cell phones against health risks.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Some companies have even gone so far as to prohibit the use of cell phones for any business purpose while driving.
Some cell phone companies are in favor of a hands-free law.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Cell phone companies offer prepaid plans aside from the older way of making customers pay monthly fees.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Company has decided to test market the online sale of cellular phones based upon the growing penetration of cell phones in the overall telephone marketplace.
This program has not yet begun but companies are being soliceted to donate used phones to the library and coordination is being sought with cell phone companies to assist in the reprogramming of the phones.
The company just announced that the worldwide demand for cell phones will explode from it current 450 million users to over 1 billion within the next 24 months.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The company is shipping to 40 handset makers another in its long line of chipsets that power cell phones.
Both companies are targeting cell phone and PDA users but robot builders are looking forward to trying them too.
The cell phone companies are willing to give you a free cell phone because they will make it up by having you as a customer over the life of the cellular phone service contract.
 
 
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